Twitter is a great way to waste time. After you've managed to exhaust the enjoyment out of your newsfeed, there are some 300 million different users left for you to stalk. To save you the time and energy required for finding a useful candidate, I can expertly suggest you settle for Mr.mogul himself, Kanye West.
In January of this year, Kanye West became wrapped up in a Twitter fight with Wiz Khalifa. The rant began after Wiz attacked Kanye's album title change to Wave, saying that imprisoned rapper Max B is the "wavy one". Since then, Kanye deleted over 30 of his posts, but the debate sparked a new Twitter storm for the artist, who has been flooding his feed during the flurry of noise around his new album, Life of Pablo.
If for some reason you're looking for funny tweets in an article rather than on Twitter itself, I present to you, in no particular order of greatness, 20 of Kanye's most outrageous tweets. Welcome to the era of cross-platform journalism.
1.
A wise man should be humble enough to admit when he’s wrong and change his mind based on new information…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 17, 2016
Number one has been chosen because it's the most indirect and aloof apology out there. For those amongst you who are less educated in the world of pop-culture, it is referencing his misunderstanding of what Wiz meant by "KK". It was quite the popcorn-grabbing show.
2.
People wanted me to tweet again well here's some tweets!!!
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
A man who always delivers what the public wants. We can only thank him for blessing our timeline.
3.
Feels good to be home pic.twitter.com/rhKN9xaC1F
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 18, 2016
Ah yes, at number three we come to the first tweet of his that makes absolutely no sense. Although, this could be his way of telling us he is, in fact, a giant baby.
4.
There is so much positive energy right now … Let’s stay on this Ultra Light Beam…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 17, 2016
Only positive vibes here, forget self-help books, exercise and eating right, the route to all happiness is on this Ultra Light Beam.
5.
My number one enemy has been my ego… there is only one throne and that’s God's …
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 17, 2016
Kanye's ego is so big even he can't cope with it.
6.
We have to lower the price of textbooks…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
This tweet makes the top not only because it's a simple yet important and poignant point which highlights the expense of American education, but also because it's so beautifully ironic.
@kanyewest "We have to lower the cost of textbooks" ……. pic.twitter.com/FeZl6OKY7c
— jonny (@hausofversace) February 17, 2016
They couldn't help but make a point about the expense of his clothing collection.
7.
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
"When someone keeps talking over you".
8.
I know I confuse you guys sometimes but please bare with me.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Such an innocent and simple request. Something you might say in the middle of a university presentation that just isn't going your way because you stayed up all night to finish it and forget you accidentally put the word "fuck" in their because you were so tired and thought it was funny in your sleep deprived state. (yes, that really did happen to me).
9.
Yes I am personally rich and I can buy furs and houses for my family
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
"Furs and houses." Plural. In case you got it twisted.
10.
but I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
But it can't fund his album-making. May we all give to the fund of Kanye so we may be given the gift of his all-consuming talent.
11.
…on another note, can brah be the girl verson of bruh???
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Seriously though, can it??
12.
Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016
Forget fancy meetings in big board rooms with free croissants, email tennis, awkward group phone calls, first class flights and meeting for a coffee in an over-priced artisan cafe in London- Twitter is the new place for business deals to be made.
13.
Mark Zuckerberg I know it’s your bday but can you please call me by 2mrw…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Only Kanye will try and gatecrash your birthday through Twitter.
14.
I'm practicing my Grammy Speech. I'm not going to the Grammys unless they promise me the Album of the Year!!!
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Don't demand, don't get, huh?
15.
…. awwwwww… pic.twitter.com/TLXZhIEvmQ
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 13, 2016
No chill.
@kanyewest pic.twitter.com/98nf7AQKM4
— Anthony Bartoloni (@YoAnty1) February 13, 2016
16.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK ALL THE HATERS PUT YOUR MIUTHERFUCKING FIST IN THE SKY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 13, 2016
HIS HYPE IS SO REAL I WILL NEVER BE THIS HYPE.
17.
Fuck any game company that puts in-app purchases on kids games!!!
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 10, 2015
18.
That makes no sense!!! We give the iPad to our child and every 5 minutes there's a new purchase!!!
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 10, 2015
I think North West spent a little money using his iPhone.
19.
not smiling makes me smile
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 11, 2014
I connect with Kanye on a spiritual level.
20.
HAD TO ALL CAPS THIS!!!!!! NO MORE RULES…. MAKE YOUR OWN RULES… ok now back to finishing Pablo
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 13, 2016
BE YOUR OWN BOSS. Who needs a top tip article in a women's magazine on how to get ahead in the men's working world when you have Kanye?
Pray this man never leaves Twitter.
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